Two bits of News:

News #1
They started to keep records about the weather here in Austria 130 years ago and according to those there had never before been a winter with so little Sun. Since the middle of last Fall and throughout the Winter we've been having nothing but clouds, clouds and clouds again.... together with low lieing fog, fog and more fog. I think I could count the number of hours where the sun was visible on the fingers of one hand.
Or so it seems.

News #2
In the Salzburg Financial Scandal (with caps) the graphologist has issued his finding: The Signature on the letter is, with high degree of certainty, a forgery.
So, do we now call the cops? Do we ask the Prosecutor's office to investigate and lay charges?
Will they do this with "high degree of certainty" or just low degree of maybe?
Do not hold your breath

Which of the above is more upsetting to Bertstravels?
You get two guesses.