There was this art lover who could not drive to the Gallery because
he did not have enough Monet
to buy DeGas
to make his Van Goh...
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There was a man in a boat who had two cigarettes but nothing to light one so he could have a smoke; He thought for a while and then he hit upon a great idea:
He threw one cigarette over board, so the whole boat became a cigarette lighter.
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