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The "Office of Research into Unsubstantiated Rumors and Boldfaced Innuendos" ( ORURBI ) has announced that this year again, Bert Reitter has failed to win First Prize in the famed "Bleiburg Lottery".
The ORURBI, whose floating head office this year is located in the "Backstüberl" of a well known Cafe in Bleiburg has stated that the statistical likelyhood of Bert's ever winning this Price is exceedingly low, particularly in the face of Bert's Steadfast Refusal ( the BSR) to purchase, or to accept a free Lottery Ticket.
Furthermore, the investigative staff of the ORURBI has discovered, after intensive and long research, that the draw will be held on the 16th day of January in 2016, further reducing Bert's chances of having won this prize yesterday.
Rudolf Schneckelberger
President.
ORURBI.
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