Man goes walking in the forest, when from behind a thick tree Satan jumps at him with a howl.
Get lost, you jerk says the man and brushes him aside.
Satan spits fire and calls out loudly:
"Are you not afraid of me?"
"Certainly not" says the man.
"But I am Satan, the Devil", calls out the apparition.
"I know" says the man. "Now get out of my way"
Satan growls: "Why are you not afraid of me? Everyone else is"
"I'm not afraid of you" says the man, "because, for 25 years, I've been married to your sister."
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