Art is in the eye of the beholder...

... or, Art is what I say it is !

I went to a "modern art" exhibit !
and could not decide whether the paintings of one of the artists were simply "Rorschach Blots" or if the other exhibitor ( artist) was simply putting me on.
A white canvass with a hand drawn black line running from the lower left to the upper right corner was entitled: "opposites".
I was tempted to enter a white canvas without this black line and simply call it "Opposites lost".
When I asked the curator if I could enter such an exhibit, he assured me, with a sarcastic smile, that as soon as I had become famous, and prove sales of at least €3000.00  per exhibit, he would gladly hang any of my works in his gallery.

Next week I will bring him a sample of my creations. But before I do, I would like you to have first choice. For €3000.00 you may have any of the originals shown below:

I decided to stay honest and therefore I call this Work of Art:

"Rock on Glass"

or maybe

"Rock through Glass"

I may have to change this title before my Vernissage  in the Louvre.

At present it is called:

"Polar Bear having a Crap"

There is a great title for the above:

"Defying a heavy downpour under a big umbrella"

( Note the long tongue between pursed lips under a hooked nose)

At the Louvre they will simply love this title:

"Tour de France, Final Stage."

If you think that these titles are too realistic, don't worry; I can dream up titles at a moment's notice.

i.e. : Expression of an Impression #1

or  : Expression of an Impression #2

amd so on "at nauseam" 

I think, however, that maybe, 

Bertspix 

should stick to photography.