I once stayed at the Seehotel. The food made me sick, the rooms were dirty, the sheets were torn, the toilet didn't work, a ghost called Sam the Ham attacked me during the night, Ninja Turtles crawled out of the sewards, an allien spaceship landed on the roof , and it played tones and spread coloured lights all night and kept me awake, somebody left a photo of me kissing ugly little Mary in second grade (I was trying to forget that for many years), when I went to the bar Roan Atkison showed up and started talking to me endlessly about the joy of picking ones nose, an earthquake happened, a volcano errupted and a GreenPeace team took over the hotel and kept us as hostages, in complaint for the hotel discharging amounts of fried oil into the sink...
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I once stayed at the Seehotel. The food made me sick, the rooms were dirty, the sheets were torn, the toilet didn't work, a ghost called Sam the Ham attacked me during the night, Ninja Turtles crawled out of the sewards, an allien spaceship landed on the roof , and it played tones and spread coloured lights all night and kept me awake, somebody left a photo of me kissing ugly little Mary in second grade (I was trying to forget that for many years), when I went to the bar Roan Atkison showed up and started talking to me endlessly about the joy of picking ones nose, an earthquake happened, a volcano errupted and a GreenPeace team took over the hotel and kept us as hostages, in complaint for the hotel discharging amounts of fried oil into the sink...
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