Very funny

It's the retirement home.
Dinner is being served, when one of the occupants, Mable by first name, comes bursting into the dining room, her right forefinger pointing at her raised left fist.
Excitedly she calls out: "Anybody who can accurately guess what I have in my fist, can have sex with me tonight".
Chuck looks up from his soup and says: "An Elephant?"
Mable hesitates for a moment and then shouts with glee: "Close enough!"

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