PUNS

A group of Chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby, discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of his office and asked them to leave.
Why, they asked, do you want us to leave?
"Because", he said, "I cannot stand Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"....

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A woman had twins, but had to give them up right after birth.
One went to Spain and was called "Juan."
The other went to Egypt and was called "Amal"
Years later, Juan sent a pictures of himself to his biological mother, who upon viewing it, expressed the desire to also see a picture of Amal.
"But they are twins" said her husband, "if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Bertstravel
thinks Puns are great.