Santa in Disguise

Since he did not wish to be recognized, Santa shaved his beard and dressed much like a way-out-in-the-country farmer near Bleiburg would. He got rid of his silly red outfit. He also exchanged his Reindeer- pulled sleigh for a 1952 green "Volkswagen."
Thusly attired, Santa Claus came to Bleiburg, looking just like farmer Radocher, and everybody who saw him on that day, fell for this clever camouflage.
I found one thing a little strange: Santa "sold" his Christmas trees for 10 Euros per foot.