Bert's Travels

would you believe that the simple title: Valentine's poems becomes: Pen mates in love.

What is an ANAGRAM? I've had it 'up to here' with puns.  For a little while anyway. So let's try it with a few of the abo...

And then there was Auschwitz! I was going to write about something else. Then I heard that this day was the day in 1945, when R...

A  rubber band pistol and a sling shot were confiscated in an algebra class. They were considered to be "Weapons of Math Disruption. ...

I was fined 100 Euros, because the police claimed that my dog was chasing a man on a bike. Totally ridiculous, I said to the Judge. My dog ...

"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian"

What an interesting development inside the most ridiculous Organization. First, the newly appointed Bishop of Carinthia says the...